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i'm bored and home alone, and this is classier than looking at porn Nov. 26th, 2005 @ 09:49 pm
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet


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Oct. 23rd, 2005 @ 02:23 am
OMG! who's seen a midget stripper!?



ME, that's who!
Current Mood: naughty

Aug. 10th, 2005 @ 01:39 pm
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Altruism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||| 30%
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Jul. 27th, 2005 @ 04:56 pm
for all those interested, the celtic festival in dayton is this weekend. i'm definately going on sunday at 10:30am for the gaelic mass, but i'd also like to go on friday or saturday. so if you want to go, leave a comment, and tell me what day.

Jul. 2nd, 2005 @ 10:47 pm
for all those intersted:

there will be a gaelic festival at riverscape metropark in dayton on july 29, 30, and 31. it will include performances by gaelic storm, the elders, and the ruffians, as well as dancers, shops, and a gaelic mass on sunday. and best of all, admission is FREE!
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» skool sux
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» 10 things I've done that you probably haven't:
1.eaten alligator
2.held a human skull
3.own a dinosaur bone
4.eaten real italian pizza
5.been to the world's smallest country (excluding the Vatican City)
6.been called "cheeky" by an Englishman
7.waited in line for 7 hours to get a pass to my first aneugihjme cojhbfnvkjenskdjtion
8.been paid to spend 12 hours trying to stretch a length of rope across a river using a tractor, a small boat, multiple machetes, and a little bit of elbow grease
9.killed a goddess *pushes glasses up
10.umm... hung out with two black guys at the same time
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Liger
You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.


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1. pick a band & answer only using the band's song titles: led zepplin
2. are you male or female?: moby dick
3. describe yourself: dazed and confused, fool in the rain
4. your best piece of advice: god times bad times
5. describe your last (current) relationship: stairway to heaven, all my love, friends, whole lotta love, etc
6. describe your last crush: ten years gone, what is and what should never be
7. say something to someone you have a crush on: heartbreaker
8. say something to an ex: (doesn't apply, but...) babe i'm gonna leave you
9. say something to someone who hurt you severely: nobody's fault but mine
10.how do you feel right now?: tangerine

man, zepp's got so many options, lol


1. pick a band & answer only using the band's song titles: lynyrd skynyrd
2. are you male or female?: every mother's son
3. describe yourself: simple man
4. your best piece of advice: we ain't much different
5. describe your last (current) relationship: made in the shade
6. describe your last crush: love don't always come easy
7. say something to someone you have a crush on: gotta go
8. say something to an ex: cheatin' woman
9. say something to someone who hurt you severely: gimme back my bullets
10.how do you feel right now?: one more time


1. pick a band & answer only using the band's song titles: tom petty
2. are you male or female?: man in the middle
3. describe yourself: refugee
4. your best piece of advice: i won't back down
5. describe your last (current) relationship: you don't know how it feels
6. describe your last crush: american girl
7. say something to someone you have a crush on: alright for now
8. say something to an ex: time to move on
9. say something to someone who hurt you severely: asshole, yer so bad, don't come around here no more
10.how do you feel right now?: it's good to be king


sorry, i couldn't resist, these were fun...
and i'm bored
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You scored as Geek.

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Geek

38%

Loner

31%

Goth

25%

Drama nerd

25%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

13%

Stoner

13%

Ghetto gangsta

6%

Punk/Rebel

6%

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Which Family Guy character are you?
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Walt Brown
You preferred Walt Brown's statements 100% of the time
You preferred Walt Brown's statements 100% of the time

Voting purely on the issues you should vote Walt Brown

Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues?

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insanely funny!
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Your Future! by sum41prin
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Job:salmon breeder
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Your Results:
The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

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1. Hinduism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (95%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (90%)
4. Jainism (82%)
5. New Age (80%)
6. Sikhism (76%)
7. Unitarian Universalism (72%)
8. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
9. Liberal Quakers (56%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (53%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (51%)
12. New Thought (49%)
13. Reform Judaism (45%)
14. Scientology (44%)
15. Taoism (43%)
16. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (43%)
17. Islam (40%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)
20. Secular Humanism (26%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (25%)
23. Roman Catholic (25%)
24. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (22%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (20%)
27. Nontheist (16%)



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